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Cuddle Buddies

by Harrison Phillips

Producers fire Mark Samuels and take the characters he created, the Cuddle Buddies. He reprograms them into unstoppable killing machines.

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WARNING: This book contains scenes of explicit violence and gore.

Each and every single day, the Cuddle Buddies just love to play!

...especially with your dismembered body parts!

Everybody loves the Cuddle Buddies, kids and grown-ups alike. But nobody loves them quite so much as their creator, Mark Samuels. However, when the show's producers decide he's become too much of a liability, they terminate his contract, effectively stealing the characters he created right from under his nose.

Well, Mark isn't going to allow that to happen, is he? No, no, no. Instead, he reprograms the Cuddle Buddies, turning them into unstoppable killing machines.

Who will escape the studio alive?

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Body Horror / Body Trauma
Gore
Graphic Violence

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